I guess even God needs clothes...

For young Japanese girls clothing stores really are God....
Do they come with a guarantee?

With a name like that you can't lose!
This is what they say after they cut off your ear...

Thanks but I think I'll just cut my own hair....
Does this mean it's straight out of the udder?

Have to admit, it's kinda fun to say 'milk as milked'....
I always wondered where they kept stook...

McDonald's doesn't keep any stock, but they have a lot of stook....
Everybody gets off? Just what kind of games are we going to play?

I'll be playing these games in private, thank you....
Before I enter I want to know what 'patorol' means...

Just this place? The police have it pretty easy in Tokyo....
I prefer jam with my bread thanks...

They might wish all the time to provide us fresh bread, but they still close at 7pm....
When you're excited and need a quick turn off...

Actually a used hardware shop, which is pretty unarousing....
Racist!

Western people might be over-popular in Japan, but you don't have to be rude about it....
It's not funny...

It's hard to get a decent haircut in Japan....
A laxative?

Don't drink this tea before a hot date....
Quite a bold claim for a cake shop...

It's good to know that the cream puff industry is so focused....
'Gross' was closed. I wonder why?

Time to invest in a dictionary guys....
A little more pride in your establishment might help...

Sometimes the Japanese take the whole self criticism thing a bit too far....
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