do as tokyo does

Ramblings | Japangrish | My Life | Artwork | Contact | Fan Club | Miscellaneous | Home
 
  Toilet Culture... (Entered Aug. 18, 2004)     When in Tokyo...  
 

Japan's toilets are a study in extremes. On the one hand you have the old fashioned, hole-in-the-ground type. This 'squatter' here was in some train station that shall remain nameless and no, I'm not responsible for the mess. As for myself, I only use a squatter when it's an emergency. Besides being a pain in the knees, I still haven't quite got the hang of angling myself properly to uh... aim correctly. Luckily for me, the Japanese decided to improve on the Western version. Imagine if you will, a toilet that has a built in bidet with adjustable temperature, spray strength and spray angle settings. Others have built in air dryers (but I find they just take too long). The 'washlet' (as it's called) in picture 2 is just your average sprayer (yawn), nothing fancy built in like background music to cover up any unpleasant noises you might make. Seriously though, some of the new ones have more buttons that your TV remote. Unfortunately I couldn't get a shot of the sprayer in action. It only works when you're sitting down. Sitting down and then jumping up when it started resulted in me, my camera and the cubicle wall getting wet. So what's next? Well soon these toilets will be analyzing your urine and stools for all sorts of problems and diseases, and then telling you exactly what's wrong with you, saving you the hassle of going to the doctor. Here's to modern technology!

 

 

   

Harajuku to Tokyo, Park Photowalk
Summer Chills...
Beer Shampoo!
Lucky Golden Sh*t!
Let's Breaking Things!
Bows and Arrows!
Blowers and Suckers...
Orange Picking, in the Dark...
Funky Japanese Architecture...
Freshen that Breath!
What Happened to Autumn?
Three Train Tales...
The Honeymoon is Over...
Cow Parade Tokyo!
Fire Fighting Flower!
Let's Nihongo!
Empty Subway and Train...
Pitari Sweat!
It's my Subway!
Nature - Canada vs. Tokyo
Man Spa!
Licence Plate Fun...
Apple Cleaning!
Blood...
Robot Condoms...
Working Homeless...
Waterbottle Mystery...
Lineup Hell and Krispy Kreme...
Final Fantasy Potion...
Drug Diet...
How to Use a Squatter...
The BIG One...
Platform Pancakes...
Specialized Cafes...
Plant Revolution!
Smoking...
Street Rap...
Muscle Park!
Ninja!
Street Bands!
Izakaya!
UFO Catchers...
Plastic Food...
Breathe Palette...
Bottled Air...
The Ab Project...
Genki Drinks!
Tsukiji Morning Market!
99 Yen Shop!
Japanese Dentists...
Paper Buildings...
Pachinko...
Fireworks!
Microdogs...
English Teaching...
Cockroaches...
Shibuya...
Allergies...
Fortune Telling...
Millions$$$
Typhoons...
Convenience...
Giant Cicadas...
Toilet Culture...
Shinjuku...
Harajuku Style...
Love Crows?
Let's Hanami!
Nature in Tokyo...
Manga for Children?
Partying Science...

 

 
 
                                           ©Mike's Blender   v.2.2   2003-2009